thinks he'll get...shit!
Guess what kids? I don't know what happened to me...but I got home from the shows 12 hours ago. I have listened to all three of the shows (after not listening to any of the new shows
at all). I have WRITTEN my recaps for all three of the shows. I know! What's the deal?
The last three days were great. Even a car accident couldn't stop us! Even Bowman and Dolin were smiling! I think everyone had a good time and therefore, I count it as a success.
So yeah...an accident. After how many thousands of miles we have all traveled by ground...we've all been very fortunate for the minor mishaps (ahem, deer). We had a three car caravan going in
Kitchener. We were going from a sports bar to an ATM that accepted American Debit Cards...and well, some awesome woman slammed on her brakes for a yellow light. Car one slams on brakes. Car
two slams on brakes. Car three slams on brakes but there just wasn't time. We rammed car two, car two tapped car one. So Rob's car was totally jacked. Thank goodness Simon and Amie and Brenner and
Baker had extra room for us in their cars (and a big thanks to them for unexpectantly carting our butts around for three days). The awesome thing is that the accident happened like right before 6 o'clock...
doors were at 6:30...just to give you an idea on how close we were to show time. It wasn't good all the way around.
The shows were GREAT. I had a GREAT time. I wish there were more...LOL, and more money...but whatever. The weather cooperated, too. Yeah, it was hella hot yesterday, but it was a lot better than rain or some shit.
Oh, and I have confirmation that I have issues with staying awake on Canadian highways. During the day. I had a much easier time staying awake last night on the drive back to the States (we got back at 4am-ish) than
I did making the one hour jaunts inbetween cities. I knew I had a problem back in '03. But I didn't know it was that bad. Canadian highways...super super bad.
Let's see...besides the accident...other trainwrecks included the mustasche contest. What made the mustasche contest even worse was when Rob and Getto decided to dye theirs. I thought for sure we'd never
get let back into the United States with Rob behind the wheel. Good lord the mustasches were bad news.
Canada has "Cranberry Splash" 7Up. It is good. It needs to come to America.
Toonies and Loonies suck. How about going to buy a Pepsi in Kitchener and only having $20 CAD bills...and getting back one $5 bill and TWELVE FUCKING LOONIES?!?! How is that even acceptable? That much coin offerings
in your money is totally unacceptable. Fart on that crap.
Ok, I got a billion majillion things to do...but I did do my shitty recaps...you can get to those by clicking here.
